Wednesday 18 January 2012

Life is Backwards, surely?

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go and collect your pension for a few years, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You retire to University, drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for secondary school. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. 

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